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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[bighouses]

Are you burying a body?

[stupidloser]

I was walking, remember?

[bighouses]

I've listened to Serial. I'm on to you.

[stupidloser]

I'd assume that texting and burying a body at the same time would be difficult.

[bighouses]

Send me a picture of the body.

[stupidloser]

[...

sends a selfie. he's not smiling.]

[bighouses]

4/10

[... followed shortly by a selfie after hastily putting her hair up. is also not smiling.]

[stupidloser]

Coming from you, that's almost a compliment.

[bighouses]

You're an uninspiring corpse. Let's get coffee.

[stupidloser]

Where?

[bighouses]

Joni's. It's near the campus.

[also my brother likes it, i will try to con you into buying a tumbler, thereby making you Friends Forever]

[stupidloser]

[i'm not going to like, run into him there, am i]

Give me 20 minutes.

[bighouses]

[sadly the timing is off for that]

I'll be fashionably late.

[stupidloser]

That's fine.

[thirty minutes later, on the dot]

[bighouses]

Are you here?

[being adorable outside the cafe, peering in. a little paler than usual, but hey.]

[stupidloser]

Yeah, I got a table near the back.

[bighouses]

[walking in, flips hair (... took it down again after the selfie, then fussed for 10 minutes before leaving) and goes to sit across from him.]

[stupidloser]

[playing it cool even though you are cute. look how cool i am.]

Hi.

[bighouses]

We're out in public together.

[stupidloser]

Meaning?

[bighouses]

My brother might beat you up.

[stupidloser]

I've heard the stories, but I doubt it'll happen.

[bighouses]

So brave.

[stupidloser]

... even if he did, he wouldn't do it here.

[right?]

[bighouses]

He really likes this place.