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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[stupidloser]

[let's just. not talk about those two so i don't have to think about it.]

—Wait, I'm an outsider?

[bighouses]

You're not Chinese or from one of the big magical families. Neither is she, of course, but apparently that's beside the point.

[stupidloser]

Your family's traditional. That explains a lot.

[bighouses]

Doesn't it just.

[stupidloser]

Now he seems hypocritical, but whatever.

[bighouses]

And that's why he won't admit he likes her. See?

[stupidloser]

Maybe they'll be better off. I don't even know why she likes him.

[NOT MY BUSINESS THO]

[bighouses]

I suppose you can't help the sort of thick, stupid, insensitive, thoughtless people you end up falling for.

[stupidloser]

[why do i feel like you're trying to say something else, here]

Right.

[bighouses]

[baka baka baaaaaka

i mean]

Sigh.

[stupidloser]

... I take it you don't care about the tradition as much as he does.

[bighouses]

Why should I?

[stupidloser]

I agree.

[bighouses]

—Oh, did you want to help me break tradition?

[stupidloser]

... By doing what?

[bighouses]

Let's elope.

[stupidloser]

[THIS IS ME CHOKING ON AIR]

[bighouses]

[good :)]

Then we'll send my brother a postcard. Oh, and my mother, she'll love it.

[stupidloser]

Fitz. No.

[bighouses]

I'm joking, you blockhead.

[stupidloser]

[still red]

It wasn't funny!

[bighouses]

Your face is funny.

[stupidloser]

Thanks.

[bighouses]

Have you tried reacting less stupidly to things?

[stupidloser]

[very flatly]

I don't know, it's hard to be anything other than a gigantic idiot about everything.