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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[bighouses]

I'll set him straight.

[stupidloser]

[err]

I don't know him or anything, but is that possible?

[bighouses]

He should know better, scaring kids isn't manly.

[stupidloser]

I'm not a kid.

[bighouses]

But you're scared?

[stupidloser]

I wouldn't be talking to you now if I was.

[bighouses]

So he wants you to stop texting me?

[stupidloser]

Texting, talking. [awkwardly making out with.]

[bighouses]

But here you are doing it anyway. So romantic.

[stupidloser]

I wasn't trying to be.

[bighouses]

Good, because obviously I'm being sarcastic?

[bighouses]

Where are you, anyway?

[stupidloser]

[looks up from his phone to find out, because he has no idea.]

Northview park. I've never been here.

[bighouses]

Are you burying a body?

[stupidloser]

I was walking, remember?

[bighouses]

I've listened to Serial. I'm on to you.

[stupidloser]

I'd assume that texting and burying a body at the same time would be difficult.

[bighouses]

Send me a picture of the body.

[stupidloser]

[...

sends a selfie. he's not smiling.]

[bighouses]

4/10

[... followed shortly by a selfie after hastily putting her hair up. is also not smiling.]

[stupidloser]

Coming from you, that's almost a compliment.

[bighouses]

You're an uninspiring corpse. Let's get coffee.

[stupidloser]

Where?

[bighouses]

Joni's. It's near the campus.

[also my brother likes it, i will try to con you into buying a tumbler, thereby making you Friends Forever]

[stupidloser]

[i'm not going to like, run into him there, am i]

Give me 20 minutes.