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[cometoruin]

[you come home to some asshole draped over a chair, eating your pudding and stealing your man]

Aren't you going to ask me what I've been up to?

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[jetlagged]

[has a high pain tolerance, luckily...?]

Nope.

[coffeerobots]

What would you do if I punched you?

[jetlagged]

Have I done something that warrants being punched?

[coffeerobots]

That doesn't matter. What if I did it anyway?

[jetlagged]

Sort of depends, where were you planning on punching me?

[coffeerobots]

In the stomach.

[jetlagged]

... I might flinch a little.

[coffeerobots]

Ugh, that isn't even what I'm asking.

[jetlagged]

What are you asking?

[coffeerobots]

I'm asking, what happens if I hurt you on purpose?

[jetlagged]

... Nothing.

[coffeerobots]

Why?

[jetlagged]

Expecting something else?

[coffeerobots]

I don't get you.

[jetlagged]

Sorry, I guess.

[coffeerobots]

[UGH im going back in my room]

[jetlagged]

[what the heck]

Wait a minute.

[coffeerobots]

What, Creepy Masochist?

[jetlagged]

... I don't really feel pain, that's why.

[coffeerobots]

... How come?

[jetlagged]

Because I can't die.

[only mostly true]

[coffeerobots]

... Is there a painting of you somewhere?

[jetlagged]

Pretty sure there isn't.

[coffeerobots]

[mutters]

He'd love you.

[jetlagged]

What?