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[cometoruin]

[you come home to some asshole draped over a chair, eating your pudding and stealing your man]

Aren't you going to ask me what I've been up to?

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[jetlagged]

You think I'd still be here if I didn't?

[coffeerobots]

Maybe something more fun will come around.

[jetlagged]

[it's not really about fun anymore, but.]

The thought hadn't crossed my mind.

[coffeerobots]

Not at all?

[jetlagged]

Not at all.

[coffeerobots]

... That's ...

[jetlagged]

[weird, right?]

[coffeerobots]

Gross. Idiot.

[jetlagged]

Sorry for being gross, then.

[coffeerobots]

Stop making things sound monogamous.

[jetlagged]

Just answering your question.

[coffeerobots]

[ANNOYING]

Come here.

[jetlagged]

[you like it

comes closer...]

[coffeerobots]

Where did you hurt yourself?

[jetlagged]

[er]

My stomach. But it's nothing.

[coffeerobots]

Oh. Then, it won't be a big deal if I punch you?

[jetlagged]

[has a high pain tolerance, luckily...?]

Nope.

[coffeerobots]

What would you do if I punched you?

[jetlagged]

Have I done something that warrants being punched?

[coffeerobots]

That doesn't matter. What if I did it anyway?

[jetlagged]

Sort of depends, where were you planning on punching me?

[coffeerobots]

In the stomach.

[jetlagged]

... I might flinch a little.

[coffeerobots]

Ugh, that isn't even what I'm asking.

[jetlagged]

What are you asking?