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[cometoruin]

[you come home to some asshole draped over a chair, eating your pudding and stealing your man]

Aren't you going to ask me what I've been up to?

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[jetlagged]

He's not.

[coffeerobots]

[huffs]

And he stole my pudding.

[jetlagged]

I'll buy you another one.

[coffeerobots]

It's not the same now.

[jetlagged]

[sigh]

Not sure I can help, in that case.

[coffeerobots]

Hmmmm.

[jetlagged]

What?

[coffeerobots]

... You used to date?

[jetlagged]

[can we Not talk about this]

"Date" would be a strong word...

[coffeerobots]

Oh, so like us?

[jetlagged]

I don't remember being roommates with him.

[coffeerobots]

Don't be pedantic.

[jetlagged]

[aren't you the one]

No, not like us.

[coffeerobots]

... Hmmmm.

[jetlagged]

Yeah?

[coffeerobots]

Do you like this?

[jetlagged]

"This?"

[coffeerobots]

Whatever we're doing.

[jetlagged]

You think I'd still be here if I didn't?

[coffeerobots]

Maybe something more fun will come around.

[jetlagged]

[it's not really about fun anymore, but.]

The thought hadn't crossed my mind.

[coffeerobots]

Not at all?

[jetlagged]

Not at all.

[coffeerobots]

... That's ...

[jetlagged]

[weird, right?]