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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[bighouses]

You were relieved, though.

[littleirony]

I wouldn't say "relieved".

[bighouses]

Right, because you didn't actually care either way. Is that why you won't tell her? Boring.

[littleirony]

Why should I have to tell her anything?

[bighouses]

Because then she at least knows the person she likes likes her back.

[stupidloser]

[suddenly much more interested in this conversation]

[littleirony]

It would be worse if I told her. This way, she can get over it. We're ... friends.

[bighouses]

Being friends with someone when you like them and you think they don't like you back is garbage. You don't care about her feelings? Well, it would be typical of you.

[littleirony]

Are you scolding me for my sake or for yours?

[withaburst]

[giving misha A Pointed Look]

[stupidloser]

[mouthing "what? I didn't do anything!"]

[bighouses]

I have no idea what you're insinuating. You should man up.

[withaburst]

[yeah misha, you should man up]

[stupidloser]

[WHEN DID THIS BECOME ABOUT ME]

[littleirony]

[how to end this conversation]

Shall I text her.

[going to pull up his messages]

[bighouses]

No, idiot!

[littleirony]

Fine. I'll call.

[really just doing it to annoy her, doesn't actually MEAN to press the call button but—

shit]

[bighouses]

[screech]

[withaburst]

[she fumbles to put her phone on silent, but you hear a carly rae jepsen song at full volume from around the corner instead.]

[littleirony]

[... cancels the call]

Sylvia?

[withaburst]

[stepping out from her hiding place]

Um... Hi?

[littleirony]

[looks at fitz like did you do this? of course you did this

sighs]

Goodbye.

[gets up to escape]

[bighouses]

Where are you going, you don't even have friends.

[withaburst]

... Sorry for eavesdropping.

[stupidloser]

[derp derp derp]

I'm not.