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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[bighouses]

[walking in, flips hair (... took it down again after the selfie, then fussed for 10 minutes before leaving) and goes to sit across from him.]

[stupidloser]

[playing it cool even though you are cute. look how cool i am.]

Hi.

[bighouses]

We're out in public together.

[stupidloser]

Meaning?

[bighouses]

My brother might beat you up.

[stupidloser]

I've heard the stories, but I doubt it'll happen.

[bighouses]

So brave.

[stupidloser]

... even if he did, he wouldn't do it here.

[right?]

[bighouses]

He really likes this place.

[stupidloser]

I'm not too worried about it. [clearly.]

[bighouses]

What did you say to him?

[stupidloser]

[i basically told him to fuck off?]

... I told him he had a problem. Because he does.

[bighouses]

... Are you dumb?

[stupidloser]

How am I the dumb one?

[bighouses]

Why would you antagonise him? He's taller than you.

[stupidloser]

I noticed, but he wasn't going to do anything just then.

[bighouses]

I wonder ...

[stupidloser]

What?

[bighouses]

Aren't the two of you posturing because you like the same girl?

[stupidloser]

No!

[bighouses]

Really?

[stupidloser]

[my face is stuck like this]

That's not funny.

[bighouses]

Who's trying to be funny?

[—wait, does he think i'm talking about me???]

[stupidloser]

[THAT'S THE ONLY WORSE INTERPRETATION]

You know it wasn't about Sylvia.

[bighouses]

[CHRIST]

No, I don't.