cepheus | (no subject)

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[only a stupid loser that has no dignity left would play his 3DS in broad daylight

so, meanwhile, sitting alone on a bench in the plaza...]

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[don't MAKE FACES >:T >:T >:T]

I have Espeon and Umbreon if you want those. I trained them a little, though.

... It's fine, I'll raise my own.

[does not have a male and female meowstic. did not name the boy one after her brother. is not a brocon.]

[grOSS]

You know about EVs, right? You want some spreadsheets?

... Are you flirting with me?

What?

This is how you communicate with girls, isn't it?

[YOU'RE NOT TOTALLY ON THE MARK OR ANYTHING]

I'm— trying to be helpful!

No thanks.

Fine.

[I'M GOING TO JUST RUN AROUND AND WAIT FOR THESE EGGS THEN >:T]

[finishes off her tea. as if anyone's that bad at talking to girls, he's just being a dumb nerd.]

... So are you enjoying it?

It's cute.

That's what Sylvie says, too. And she somehow manages to win all the time without knowing the finer math behind it.

You're probably just bad.

[for some reason I feel grumpy when you talk about her now! weird.]

No, that's just Sylvie. She's always been like that. She'll pick something up and just... be good at it, no matter what it is.

[i'm dumb so i have no idea i probably shouldn't talk about her]

Isn't that nice.

It's kind of infuriating sometimes. The rest of us have to make an effort.

... Yeah. I know how that is.

[glances at]

—She just fights with cute pokemon and keeps winning, so she doesn't want my help either.

If your pride is so wounded I suppose you could help me. Some time.

Don't feel the need to ask out of pity or anything.

Hmph. It's fine if you don't feel up to it.

You might think I'm flirting with you.

[i don't sound that offended, do i]

[ROLLS EYES]

As if you would. Learn to take a joke, stupid.