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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[stupidloser]

[i'm fine with that and not texting sylvie or anything.]

[bighouses]

[you haven't confessed to her yet so i totally don't care.]

[stupidloser]

[i don't care that you don't care!!]

[bighouses]

[>:T]

... It's this one on the corner.

[stupidloser]

... Not bad.

[bighouses]

They play nice music and there aren't that many couples in there, so you won't feel depressed.

[stupidloser]

I don't care about that!

[bighouses]

I'm being considerate. ♥

[do you feel the hearts]

[stupidloser]

[NO]

Whatever.

[bighouses]

Come along then.

[skipping~]

[stupidloser]

[bringing me here just to rub in that i'm single and alone, really uncute]

[bighouses]

[nope, i'm adorable. and ordering our coffees.]

[stupidloser]

[just pretends to text so i don't have to look at you]

[bighouses]

[totally lied, there are a bunch of couples.

and once we get the stuff we're going to sit by the window.]

Now we're even.

[stupidloser]

[yeah, i'm trying not to think about that part.]

You didn't even have to do this, but okay.

[bighouses]

We're even in my mind, which is more important.

[stupidloser]

Of course, excuse me.

[just idly wondering how much it looks like we're on a date right now]

[bighouses]

Excused.

[quite a lot, actually. testing to see if her beverage is still too hot— and yes it is.]

[stupidloser]

[drinking his, even though it's burning his tongue, just so he doesn't have to talk. there's definitely not enough sugar, though, so he's fixing that.]

[bighouses]

[stares in mild horror.]

[stupidloser]

[what so i like sugary drinks]

Something to say, Fitz?

[bighouses]

That's revolting.

[stupidloser]

Bitter coffee is what's revolting.

[that's better.]

[bighouses]

That's far too much sugar.

[sips hers again and ow still hot :(]

[stupidloser]

That's just your opinion.