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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[stupidloser]

Whatever you say.

[bighouses]

He's no good with people, so he'll eventually say something to hurt her. Maybe she'll still go running into your arms, who knows.

[stupidloser]

You don't get it, do you? We're friends.

[bighouses]

And you like her.

[stupidloser]

And that's not mutual.

[bighouses]

How do you know that when you won't tell her?

[stupidloser]

It's pretty obvious.

[bighouses]

Maybe she's never thought about it. Maybe she needs prompting.

[stupidloser]

... I've prompted her plenty up to now.

[bighouses]

Half-assed "hints" don't count.

[stupidloser]

They're not.

[bighouses]

So you've actually said, "Hey, Sylvie, I really like you as more than a friend"?

[stupidloser]

Not... those exact words...

[bighouses]

[puts looks up from the book, giving him a Look.]

[stupidloser]

What?

[bighouses]

... Just do it.

[stupidloser]

I'll do it when I do it. Are you that bored that you have to come and bother me?

[bighouses]

I didn't come here especially to talk to you or anything.

[stupidloser]

... So you say.

[bighouses]

Look who's full of himself.

[stupidloser]

If you want to waste your time that badly, then whatever.

[bighouses]

I don't go out of my way to talk to you, all right?

[stupidloser]

Yeah, whatever.

—If you want to break them up that badly, you should just do it yourself.

[bighouses]

What are you talking about?

[stupidloser]

You're going to play dumb now?