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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[bighouses]

You heard me.

[stupidloser]

You have a weird sense of humor.

[bighouses]

—I thought that was a good one, personally.

[stupidloser]

Like I said, weird.

[bighouses]

How do you know I was joking?

[stupidloser]

[snorts, and actually looks at her]

Really? You wouldn't say that seriously.

[bighouses]

I might.

[still flipping through her book.]

[stupidloser]

[looking back at his phone]

Me and you. Seriously?

[bighouses]

I am out of your league, I know.

[stupidloser]

Yeah, sure.

[bighouses]

Oh, I see.

[stupidloser]

That was sarcasm.

[bighouses]

So you think you're too good for the likes of me?

[stupidloser]

I wasn't saying that, but you're not better than me, either.

[bighouses]

I'm much cuter than you.

[stupidloser]

You're not cute at all.

[bighouses]

Oh, he thinks I'm ugly.

[stupidloser]

It's your personality.

[bighouses]

I already know about my personality.

[stupidloser]

So there you go.

[bighouses]

Yours isn't any good either, you know, when you're not around her.

[stupidloser]

I already know about that.

[his phone buzzes about four times in a row, from sylvie spam]

[bighouses]

So if there's someone like that, someone who makes you better, why don't you tell them that?

[stupidloser]

... It wouldn't change anything.

[bighouses]

You won't even try. That's why you're no good.