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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[stupidloser]

[i was serious and totally not just saying it to go along with you]

I'll meet people when I meet them.

[bighouses]

Boring.

[stupidloser]

Why do you even care so much? You don't get anything out of it either way.

[bighouses]

I'm a busybody.

[stupidloser]

What a great hobby.

[bighouses]

Giant nerds don't get to judge my hobbies.

[stupidloser]

Giant loners don't get to tell me to meet other people.

[bighouses]

I have a reputation to uphold.

[stupidloser]

That must be so difficult.

[bighouses]

[sweetly]

Why don't we go out, Misha?

[stupidloser]

What?

[bighouses]

You heard me.

[stupidloser]

You have a weird sense of humor.

[bighouses]

—I thought that was a good one, personally.

[stupidloser]

Like I said, weird.

[bighouses]

How do you know I was joking?

[stupidloser]

[snorts, and actually looks at her]

Really? You wouldn't say that seriously.

[bighouses]

I might.

[still flipping through her book.]

[stupidloser]

[looking back at his phone]

Me and you. Seriously?

[bighouses]

I am out of your league, I know.

[stupidloser]

Yeah, sure.

[bighouses]

Oh, I see.

[stupidloser]

That was sarcasm.

[bighouses]

So you think you're too good for the likes of me?

[stupidloser]

I wasn't saying that, but you're not better than me, either.