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[stupidloser]

[after getting over his "i can't believe i just said that and now i need to crawl into a hole and die" mood, stupid loser standing alone in the middle of some park. he left campus and just... kept walking until he decided to stop.

he pulls out his phone and his thumb does hesitate over fitz's name for a moment, but...]

Hey.

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[bighouses]

Let's elope.

[stupidloser]

[THIS IS ME CHOKING ON AIR]

[bighouses]

[good :)]

Then we'll send my brother a postcard. Oh, and my mother, she'll love it.

[stupidloser]

Fitz. No.

[bighouses]

I'm joking, you blockhead.

[stupidloser]

[still red]

It wasn't funny!

[bighouses]

Your face is funny.

[stupidloser]

Thanks.

[bighouses]

Have you tried reacting less stupidly to things?

[stupidloser]

[very flatly]

I don't know, it's hard to be anything other than a gigantic idiot about everything.

[bighouses]

I can't even imagine your struggle.

[stupidloser]

It runs in my family, you see.

[bighouses]

Being a stupid loser?

[stupidloser]

Clearly.

[bighouses]

I don't think you're a loser.

[stupidloser]

What?

[bighouses]

I don't talk to losers. You are stupid, though.

[stupidloser]

I'm not sure if you're complimenting me or not.

[bighouses]

You're stupid. And nice.

[stupidloser]

... Thanks, I think.

[bighouses]

You're welcome, I think. You shouldn't just expect ...

[trails off, suddenly feeling cold and dizzy]

[stupidloser]

Fitz?

[bighouses]

[rubs eyes]

... Sorry.

[stupidloser]

You okay?

[bighouses]

Just a dizzy spell.