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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[bighouses]

[t...takes it, but not because she wanted to or anything.]

Whatever.

[stupidloser]

... I didn't know you wore glasses.

[bighouses]

... I usually wear contacts.

[stupidloser]

It's nice.

[oh GOD WAIT WHY DID I SAY]

—Sorry I bothered you.

[bighouses]

[>:T]

You should be.

[stupidloser]

I'll... see you around, I guess.

[WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP]

[bighouses]

[about 10 minutes later, sends him a text]

Stupid.

[stupidloser]

[RESISTING THE URGE TO SMILE AND FLING HIS PHONE AROUND DRAMATICALLY]

Is it not easier to talk this way?

[bighouses]

Not particularly.

[stupidloser]

There's no obligation to reply, you know. I just thought it might be more convenient.

[bighouses]

Are you going to send me dick pics?

[stupidloser]

You really think I'm that tasteless?

[bighouses]

It was a joke.

[stupidloser]

It's hard to tell with you sometimes.

[bighouses]

I'm not sending you nudes.

[stupidloser]

I don't want them.

[bighouses]

What did you mean by convenient, anyway?

[stupidloser]

Well, we don't have to meet in person. And you're free to just ignore me if you want. I'm not going to pester you like Sylvie does.

[bighouses]

I don't know what to talk about.

[stupidloser]

I guess I don't, either.


When I came over earlier, what were you doing?

[bighouses]

Resting.

[stupidloser]

With weird noises on your TV?

[bighouses]

Nosy. It was a video game.

[stupidloser]

I wouldn't have guessed that you like those.

[bighouses]

I'm not a nerd like you.