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[stupidloser]

[a certain stupid loser is sitting alone on a bench, definitely not texting the girl that they want to be their girlfriend or anything, because only stupid losers do that.]

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[stupidloser]

It's not an excuse. I'm... trying to be your friend.

[bighouses]

Aren't we already?

[stupidloser]

Are we?

[bighouses]

[........ :T]

[stupidloser]

[sighs]

You're kind of hard to reach, you know?

[bighouses]

What is that supposed to mean?

[stupidloser]

Generally speaking, as a person. You've... actually been a pretty good to me, so I'm just trying to...

[feels dumber as he keeps talking, like maybe he should just go far away from here, dig a hole and stay in it]

[bighouses]

"Reach" me?

[stupidloser]

Yeah.

[bighouses]

How stupid. I'm right here.

[stupidloser]

That's not what I meant.

[bighouses]

Are you saying I'm hard to understand?

[stupidloser]

And to talk to, yes.

[bighouses]

So don't bother. Bye.

[stupidloser]

Come on, Fitz. Will you at least take my number?

[bighouses]

If you insist.

[stupidloser]

Finally.

[already had it written down on a scrap of paper, like he was prepared for this or something, like a stupid loser]

Though I can guess that you're not going to use it.

[bighouses]

[t...takes it, but not because she wanted to or anything.]

Whatever.

[stupidloser]

... I didn't know you wore glasses.

[bighouses]

... I usually wear contacts.

[stupidloser]

It's nice.

[oh GOD WAIT WHY DID I SAY]

—Sorry I bothered you.

[bighouses]

[>:T]

You should be.

[stupidloser]

I'll... see you around, I guess.

[WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP]

[bighouses]

[about 10 minutes later, sends him a text]

Stupid.

[stupidloser]

[RESISTING THE URGE TO SMILE AND FLING HIS PHONE AROUND DRAMATICALLY]

Is it not easier to talk this way?